The scorpion and the frog. It’s an old story. The scorpion says to the frog, ‘Hey, frog. Give me a lift to the other side of the pond.‘ Frog says, ‘No way. You’ll sting me and I’ll die.’ Scorpion says, ‘Will not! ‘Cause then we’d both drown.’ Frog says ‘Cool.’
So, scorpion gets on the frog’s back, and frog makes it to the middle of the pond, and the scorpion stings him. As the frog is going down, he says, ‘Why would you do that? Now we’ll both die.’ Scorpion says, ‘Sorry, it’s just my nature.‘ [She points to herself] Frog. [She points to them.] Scorpion.
- Lorelai Gilmore (via mylovelysummergirl)